Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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