Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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