doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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