i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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