the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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