My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
