Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
