Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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