Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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