Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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