omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I just cut my nipple shaving
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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