he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
ok first of all what the fuck
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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