it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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