hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Blood and glitter go together right?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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