She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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