If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I can't turn off my feet"
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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