I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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