I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You ruined the universe
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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