Heybabeimwearingurpanties
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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