She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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