ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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