i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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