What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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