I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
where are you?
Hypothermia
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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