I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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