He is such a slut. More and more my type.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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