Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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