The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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