my room smells like sperm. sweet.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
worst night to have a conscience
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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