They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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