I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
operation harelip BJ is a go
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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