her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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