Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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