so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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