Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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