Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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