I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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