But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
