im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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