theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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