I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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