everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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