forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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