Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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