Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
