Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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