She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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