no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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