Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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