I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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