And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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