oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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